Get it Together Ladies! Celebrity Bikini Mishaps

One of the most embarrassing things ever is being publicly humiliated. Tripping when walking down the sidewalk, slipping on a wet surface, running into a pole. All extremely embarrassing events that hurt our pride, and can hurt our ligaments too. But nothing is worse than having a nip slip or your bikini bottom fall completely off while enjoying a day at the beach.

But as regular people, most strangers may not catch our embarrassing moment, or they simply don’t care. However for celebrities, it is a completely different story. The stalkerazzi follows them around 98% of the time and catches every single second of the day; if they sneeze funny, someone has a picture of it. And much to our hilarity, we enjoy seeing these slip ups when it comes to swimwear, simply because…well, it’s funny.

Here are some of the funniest and often question celebrity swimwear mishaps:

Heidi Montag

Former Hills cast member Heidi Montag had boob slippage while vacationing in Costa Rica in full on view of photographers. The reality star recently paid for a full revamp (and when I say full, I mean full) of her body and face. But if she can afford to get those gigantic tatas, why can’t she afford a bigger bikini top?

Tara Reid

One of the most disastrous actresses ever had a disaster of a swimsuit issue while vacationing. You couldn’t even focus on how cute her swimsuit was because of boob spillage in the bandeau top. Get it together girl.

Kate Moss

One of the most beautiful, successful supermodels in the world was a victim of crack. Butt crack. The model was vacationing on a yacht in Ibiza when she gave the paparazzi a back view and major side boob. She’s usually beautifully put together and glamorous, so I suppose she gets a pass.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

Dear Aisleyne, while you are trying to look sexy for your photo shoot, the rest of us are wearing our bathing suit tops right side up. So next time, spend less time on your poses in front of the mirror, and more time on how to correctly put on your bandeau top. Sincerely, everyone.

Tori Spelling

Uuummmmm? Yeah, this was an unfortunate incident that could have easily been prevented. Tori Spelling was seen on vacation in Maui with her family and her nips fully exposed through her bikini. This is the exact moment when padded tops come into play.

Paris Hilton

Sigh. This swimsuit is just, wrong. And doesn’t she remind you of the Coppertone girl? But unlike the Coppertone ad, this isn’t cute. Paris may need to reconsider swimsuit choice because this mishap is just not a good look.